before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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