But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
