I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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