Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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