Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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