did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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