just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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