I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I just cut my nipple shaving
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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