Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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