I'm going to jail i love you
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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