Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.