3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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