New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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