We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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