they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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