dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i can't believe i had my finger in that
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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