in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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