Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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