Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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