i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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