yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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