but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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