Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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