She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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