I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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