I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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