the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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