i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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