The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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