They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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