I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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