If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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