I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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