do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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