Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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