Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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