It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
His nipple licking is glorious
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