in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.