Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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