I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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