I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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