Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
