is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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