I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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