Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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