ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
There are leaves in my underwear?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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