you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?