where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
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Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just high enough for therapy.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium