I love black thongs
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She bit a glass in half.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
