She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
we're so committed to being not committed