So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do