ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵