hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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