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This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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