That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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